Saturday 18th August 2007

This transcript has been been approved by both Jaimz Woolvett and Gordon Michael Woolvett. 
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PART 2 of 4

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Gordon Michael Woolvett joined 

akajipster: hey Gordon
mare_serenitatis: hi :)
littleredhead: Hiya Gordon
onon: gordon!!!
MistyQue: All Hail The Boss Is Here
elyc: *lol'
hacker19: hi gordon.
Foxy: hah, there he is :) Good Morning, Gordon :)
Jaimz Woolvett: hee eheeehe heee
FnlPrblm: hi Gordon
cobra8132: good morning
DoktorAxt: doesnt sound good
hannahthewriter: Great One!
elyc: Hi gordon...finally!
Gordon Michael Woolvett: late as always
DoktorAxt: hi gordon
Jill_D: So, how long were you lurking....hehehehe
ElJay: Hi Gordon.
kiwi: yeah gordie
age: we weren't just talking about you.
hannahthewriter: no car accidents I hope?
MistyQue: late, but u came
Darth.Hunter: heh good morning
Jaimz Woolvett: hey bro'
Mara: good morning
droma97: Welcome, Gordon!
Gordon Michael Woolvett: Heh! No accidents. Just troubles getting kids to bed. ...
DoktorAxt: nice timing we just learned about your hidden dark past ;)
Jill_D: Kids and bed don't always go together well.
Jaimz Woolvett: nothing a sharp stick and a rusty nail wouldn't fix
akajipster: lol
Darth.Hunter: ouch
Gordon Michael Woolvett: Rogan has the Star Wars Star Destroyer and it was a battle getting him away from it!! Anyway... Hello all!!
Foxy: we should have started the conversation about his childhood earlier ;)
hacker19: hmm jaimz realy like kids ^^
hannahthewriter: Hi, Gord!
kiwi: hi gord
onon: hello
Jill_D: Hey Gord. :)
MistyQue: hiya boss, great to see u in one piece
FnlPrblm: Greetings
lucyfrog: Hi Gord
Jill_D: Star Wars Star Destroyers are fun, didn't you know.
Gordon Michael Woolvett: Nice digs Jips. Putting me to shame!! ;)
age: so there really are two Woolvett Brothers!
DoktorAxt: well jaimz idea is not the worst one... its fast and efficient. ;)
Jill_D: I wouldn't want to part with it either.
ElJay: Star Destroyer? Oh cool! Rogan gets all the neat toys!
akajipster: I do my best hehe
droma97: We were asking Jaimz about his most embarrassing moment and he's dodging the question,, aren't you Jaimz
Darth.Hunter: hey, I've got a Star Destroyer too - that new one from Revell...took me 3 days to get this kit together
Jaimz Woolvett: ever been on a sub brother?
Gordon Michael Woolvett: So what did I miss? How did your night go Jaimz? Never been on a sub.
Jill_D: as in ship or sandwich?
age: lol
Foxy: many nice strories about you
Jaimz Woolvett: i really dunno how crazy to get with the answeres ya know?
elyc: i was thinking the same, jilll...*lol*
droma97: Get really crazy
Jaimz Woolvett: typing on a keyboard with old hot chocolate spilled on it
lucyfrog: gord are you west or back "home" like your brother?
hannahthewriter: the best kind of keyboard
Gordon Michael Woolvett: I'm west.
Parisindy1: west rules
lucyfrog: 2 bad - hoped to see u on tuesday or thursday
FnlPrblm: sweet memories, eh Jaimz? ;)
Gordon Michael Woolvett: tuesday or thursday?
lucyfrog: yer brother's playing the Uke on tuesday and there's a poetry, etc reading on thursday
Jaimz Woolvett: many memories,....some best left there,..no?
onon: is uke so much fun?
Gordon Michael Woolvett: Oh. I thought the open mic already happened.
lucyfrog: 23rd
droma97: Aw, Jaimz, share one or two. Throw a crumb to the grovelling masses!
FnlPrblm: Hey Gordon, Say Hi to Laura for me. :)
kiwi: where on locke st are you playing the uke?
akajipster: I've just sent a whole backlog of questions to them both, should keep them busy hehe
mare_serenitatis: @ jipster: you mean the chat will continue till the end of the month? ;)
hacker19: i think memories are there to be shared with us ;-)
akajipster: yeah probably...
Jaimz Woolvett: ha haa
littleredhead: lol Jips
droma97: He's not gonna tell us :-)
Jaimz Woolvett: i played two last tues,....first time in five months i picked up the git,...
Gordon Michael Woolvett: I would fnl prblm but I don't know who you are!!
droma97: How come you never told us?
FnlPrblm: lol
age: Oh yeah, that's the other Jaimz movie I liked! Rock My World where Jaimz plays the guitar and sings!
onon: sing?
Darth.Hunter(Q): Okay Jaimz, I'm picking up a famous but at the same time silly FedCon question: What question have you never been ask, but always wanted to be asked and what would be your answer?
Jaimz Woolvett(A): my toe size
littleredhead: Just tell Laura it's fnl prbmlm the "vowelless one"
Gordon Michael Woolvett: Re: Kevin Sorbo Poster. I was going to run in with the full size poster and pretend it was beating me up. Never got around to it (from pile of questions)
droma97(Q): Tell us about your most or 2nd most embarrassing moment
Jaimz Woolvett(A): gord's stag night in l.a.
FnlPrblm: Yeah, that is a bit unfortunate, isn't it Gordon. ;) I wish the upcoming con was not on that weekend. I'd probably drive over to Atlanta to meet up with you and the gang.
Gordon Michael Woolvett: And you to Lucyfrog. You seem to be known among the woolvettians
droma97: Stag night in La, and...
Jill_D: How do you get known among the woolvettians?
hannahthewriter: elaborate, Jaimz, before our imaginations take over...
Gordon Michael Woolvett: @ most embarrassing moment? I got my pants pulled down in front of an entire crew on a set once.
littleredhead: Hannah wants to know
elyc: details, gordon! :)
Parisindy1: i bet everyone was a real dear at stag night *laughs at her own joke*
Darth.Hunter: Gordon: Was that targeted at my question? The question wasn't pasted somehow o_o
MistyQue: loool that must have been fun to watch :P
droma97: Ooh, I like this!
Gordon Michael Woolvett: yes darth
age: it seemed like Seamus's pants were always a little low to begin with.
Darth.Hunter: Ah okay, thanks
hannahthewriter: was the culprit called Sorbo, Gordon?
Jaimz Woolvett: gord who dropped yer drawers on set?
Foxy: that He wants to know *lol*
ElJay: Those baggy cargo pants must have been a terrible temptation.
MistyQue: lol but the fans didn't mind at all abt Harper's pants :P
hannahthewriter: Harper's pants were why we watched the show
droma97: I noticed Jaimz hasn't come clean about his most awkward moment
Gordon Michael Woolvett: ...it was in New Zealand on the last day of shooting the last episode on Mysterious Island. I got up on a chair to make a speech and the wardrobe guy ran by and yanked them down. I was Not wearing underwear.
onon: hannah *lol*
Jaimz Woolvett: i'm back in the country
ElJay: No--i always love the aloha shirts more. :)
Mara: *lol*
elyc: *loool*
Parisindy1: Gads i adore Mysterious Island!
droma97: Loved Mysterious Island
Foxy: *rofl*
cobra8132: gosh nice *roll*
mare_serenitatis: oh dear! Poor you.
FnlPrblm: yep, that'd be me Darth, who asked that in Bonn. :)
MistyQue: oh %%%%!!!! no undies, 'ei?
hacker19: *loool*
Mara: *falls from chair laughing*
MistyQue: rofl
Darth.Hunter: rofl...oh the world is so small
droma97: Yeah, Jaimz is back in Canada!
Jaimz Woolvett: wasn't that when you met michelle?
droma97: A Woolvett has come home!
cobra8132: at the same moment?!
Gordon Michael Woolvett: Heh heh. No (re Michele)
hannahthewriter: when he got his pants pulled down?
kiwi: lrofl
age: lol
akajipster: lol
onon: lol
kiwi: still laughing
droma97: *covers eyes*
Jill_D: *blushing*
hannahthewriter: Oh I love that wardrobe guy... sorry, Gord
Gordon Michael Woolvett: Jaims 2nd most embarrassing moment: when at his stag we coloured him from head to toe with blank-ink permanant markers
mare_serenitatis: Hmm, how about the opposite? What was your proudest moment?
kiwi: tell that story
droma97: Mom always said to wear clean underwear
hannahthewriter: Lmao!
akajipster: any pictures for wbros? hehe
MistyQue: even if u r our gmwb boss, we still laugh, go figure
Jaimz Woolvett: s'gonna be like that then wee brother?,...
Jaimz Woolvett: hmmmm
droma97: Poor Jaimz. Wedding day must have been interesting after that.
Jill_D: um...not in this context, I'm thinking...
Gordon Michael Woolvett: heh eh
hannahthewriter: fight, fight!
hacker19: cool idea, sounds like the end of a hard party night tha lastt one awake has to colour the rest ^^
Jaimz Woolvett: little letting of the inner woolvett blood shall we?
FnlPrblm: Woolvett's, you can too. Gordon, to answer your question realistically (about who I am). I'm the one inheriting Laura Bertram's website. :)
kiwi: i got ur back dude
droma97: You have black blood? :-)
Gordon Michael Woolvett: Fnl.. gotcha!
Gordon Michael Woolvett: Mara has a good question...
Jill_D: Black perminent marker...you Let them do that?
hannahthewriter: Jaimz, don't let him get away with the permanent marker story...
Gordon Michael Woolvett: ... about watching tv and film, does being in the business affect it... in short
Gordon Michael Woolvett: ...
Gordon Michael Woolvett: Yes!!
kiwi: yes what?
elyc: short and sweet...;)
hannahthewriter: lol good answer
Gordon Michael Woolvett: I am officially ordered to keep my mouth shut when we watch movies because all I do is tear them apart
Jill_D: hehehehe
littleredhead: A bit of Mst3k Gordon?
Jaimz Woolvett: the marker stayed on,...every where for days.
Jill_D: I only get that order when I start complaining about seeing zippers in constumes that should have happened before zippers were invented.
hannahthewriter: Poor Jaimz
ElJay: You'd hardly be the only person to do that Gordon. I hate it when they screw up science on Tv.
hannahthewriter: Still, I bet it was a conversation-starter...
droma97: How did your wife feel about that, Jaimz and did any of it show above the tux?
Gordon Michael Woolvett: not sure how to post the message from the other room...
age: you had to get married covered in marker?
Jaimz Woolvett: brother,....tell 'em about the ride home in eddies new Bmw
onon: yeah...tell us
Darth.Hunter: My hands were once totally covered in a copper-colored paint after doing a painting job...that was awkward enough...but totally black? ouch :/
Parisindy1: oo i like gossip lets here about the bmw
Jaimz Woolvett: the marker were a few weeks before the marriage
Darth.Hunter: oh?
droma97: Very early stag
kiwi: what about the stag in hamilton?
cobra8132: good for him Xd
age: so now I officially don't know what a stag is.
Darth.Hunter: Well, with a black suit, that isn't too obvious
hacker19: Bmw? Now im realy interested ^^ // hmm thats why you don't have a stag on the day before wedding ^^
Darth.Hunter: Imagine the bride in a white dress being painted with black marker *haha*
Jaimz Woolvett: but i do remember a big G.m.w. on my balls.
Jaimz Woolvett: can i say that jips?
age: omg
Jaimz Woolvett: jips?
akajipster:sure hehe
Darth.Hunter: rofl
elyc: *lool*'
hannahthewriter: lol don't let Jips boss you around
Parisindy1: hehe
kiwi: big?
cobra8132: okay *giggle*
hacker19: rofl
FnlPrblm: lol
Mara: *rofl*
hannahthewriter: Haha Gord des love his signings...
Gordon Michael Woolvett: ha ha ha. I wouldn't go there!!
akajipster: might be edited for the transcript though :)
Jaimz Woolvett: yes very large balls
ElJay: Oh, nice... easy to explain to new bride, I'm sure.
Parisindy1: *covers jilly;s eyes*
Foxy: *rofl* @ Jaimz
Jaimz Woolvett: hee ehee heee
elyc: *hehehe*
Gordon Michael Woolvett: I tried but the marker was too big
Gordon Michael Woolvett: heh heh
kiwi: relatively speaking
droma97: Brothers!!
MistyQue: being a star has it's good parts, right?
elyc: *ggg*
Gordon Michael Woolvett: Re the Bmw: I puked on it. There. I said it.
kiwi: still laffing
Parisindy1: please tell me it wasn't a 'sharpie'
Jill_D: Thanks Paris.
cobra8132: aal brotherly love ;)
Jaimz Woolvett: not on it
Foxy: uh, sounds smelly
Jaimz Woolvett: In It
elyc: *giggles*
age: this chat is getting innappropriate for small children.
age: lol
hannahthewriter: I love it!
FnlPrblm: poor Gordon.
Jaimz Woolvett: brand new that day
hacker19: lool // oww thats bad...
DoktorAxt: uh gordon that hurt
Mara: Did you puke On the car, or Inside?
akajipster: oh dear
kiwi: ouch
Jill_D: Was it yours to puke on?
Foxy: inside, Mara
Jill_D: Or someone elses
Gordon Michael Woolvett: We need to clean it up a bit for the young ones Jbro
hannahthewriter: no, it was Eddie's
droma97: Oh well, someone's gotta break the car in.
MistyQue: well i bet Gordon didn't have a bottle of champaigne, so he had to use something else
Jaimz Woolvett: we pour gord out and hit the spry and wash from the inside
Jill_D: Who is Eddie?
hannahthewriter: dunno
hannahthewriter: lol
Jill_D: hehehe
Parisindy1: there is no young ones and i am covering jilly's eyes
hacker19: thats why i don't take drunken friends along in my car ^^
Jill_D: You can Stop now, Paris.
akajipster: yeah hannahs grown up now hehe
Gordon Michael Woolvett: I had a little bit too much to drink, it was just a little poker game, and after I thanked the gentleman who gave us a ride home in his new Bmw by christening it.
Parisindy1: okay
Jill_D: *pushes hands away*
Jaimz Woolvett: sorry bro,...testicles.
cobra8132: but you're playing taxi driver most weekends
Darth.Hunter: looool
Jaimz Woolvett: heee heeee
droma97: Well, at least you were polite, Gordon
onon: lol
MistyQue: rotfl
hannahthewriter: and we wondered what would happen if we put them in the same room...
Darth.Hunter: That's a very...personal way to say "thank you"
cobra8132: a polite puke how nice
hacker19: year but if they are to drunk they have to stay over night ^^
Parisindy1: don't be afraid to give the very best
hannahthewriter: puking and testicles, that's what...
droma97: It was a novel way to say thank-you
hannahthewriter: not that I'm complaining
Mara: a very personal gift...
FnlPrblm: Hey, think of it this way. He'll never forget you. :)
Jaimz Woolvett: i'm the conservative one of the two
age: i guess you weren't invited back to play poker.
ElJay: It'll teach him to buy a brand new car.
Jaimz Woolvett: gord iz nutz
MistyQue: rotflmaooooo
DoktorAxt: the Gordon's "thank you"...
Mara: coming from deep inside...
droma97: *blushes* let's get past the personal parts, please
Jill_D: Brotherly love
akajipster: thats a tshirt slogan for the new wbros gift shop lol
Darth.Hunter: Yeah, and it was definately not bad intentions. Trust in the Harper, the Harper is good ^^
MistyQue: that was a deep thank you
age(Q): Did you really start acting because Gord showed you the paycheck he got doing a commercial for McDonalds and you compared it to the one you got working at McDonalds?
Jaimz Woolvett(A): yes,...
droma97: I think you are both delightfully crazy
ElJay: Note to self--have Cruiser scoth guarded.
onon: mcdonalds?
age: so the rumor is officiallly confirmed.
hannahthewriter: as good a reason as any
cobra8132: well if you weren't crazy.. you would be normal.. gee
age: thanks.
droma97: Crazy is normal if the majority are crazy. Then sanity becomes the anomaly
Foxy: how boring, cobra
Darth.Hunter: ah poor industry. The poor guys working at Mcdonals need to listen to the people moaning all day that their burgers taste like paper
Foxy: to be normal is really boring
cobra8132: see that's what I mean
Jaimz Woolvett: to tell ya the truth,... i dunno how far (legally speaking) gord wants to take it.
age: I wouldn't imagine acting would pay much more than Mcdonalds though. At least not in the beginning.
MistyQue: normal is so fag these days, when everybody is crazy
mare_serenitatis: Actually, I disagree. I find the two of you Woolvetts refreshingly normal. No airs and graces like other actors. None of this "oh I am soooo cool! Worship me!" stuff some celebrities seem to radiate
droma97: Hey, I worked at Mcdonalds; the food's not that bad
hannahthewriter: Because we worship them without being asked...
mare_serenitatis: good point, Hannah
elyc: *lol* @ hannah...:)
cobra8132: it this the hail part?
Foxy: I got a food poisoning at Mcd
akajipster: hows the shrine hannah?
littleredhead: Good point Hannah
onon: i know someone whos work in mcdonalds and he said the food is bad
Jaimz Woolvett: was in summer theatre stuff together too
hannahthewriter: hehehehe
Jill_D: Hannah - your worship is borderline stalking.
droma97: Cool, Woolvett, synonomous
MistyQue: Mcdonalds food is worse than Springtime
MistyQue: at least in Romania
FnlPrblm: but we still love you Hannah. :)
Darth.Hunter: mare: I kinda have the impression that most of the people who work in the Vancouver studios mainly are pretty down to earth...laura Bertram, Jewel Staite, Paul Mcgillion...all very nice and friendly and at some times also a bit crazy (especially Paul)
Jill_D: I did summer theater this year...
MistyQue: aka it's really bad
mare_serenitatis: you haven't tried Burger king, Mystique ;)
age: I haven't eaten there since seeing that movie, Supersize Me.
MistyQue: we don't have Burgerking here
kiwi: i was at the wendy's in stoney creek
MistyQue: we have Kfc
hacker19: Mcd isn't that bad, but here in austria we have our own stuff (quality first)
mare_serenitatis(Q): How / why did you become actors?
Jaimz Woolvett(A): gord was always lying to mom and dad
cobra8132: lol good point
kiwi: still does
MistyQue: lol Gord was the naughty one
Gordon Michael Woolvett: heh heh. We went to an acting summer school for a few years as we lads.
Foxy: good answer, Jaimz, really good :)
DoktorAxt: here we go again: the dark hidden past of gordon michael woolvett
age: lying
droma97: I seem to remember hearing that Jaimz once set his brother on fire...
Gordon Michael Woolvett: :)
onon: on fire
MistyQue: lol we don't mind
Jaimz Woolvett: one time ,...at band camp ,...gord went out to the barn,...and,....
Gordon Michael Woolvett: Its true. And tied me to a pole in the basement too.
droma97: and...
hannahthewriter: woo, band camp story!
MistyQue: why don't u tell on jaimz on us, Gordon?
MistyQue: to make it even
hacker19: who doesn't lie in front of there parents, so nothing dark there, in my point of view^^
kiwi: lol
Jaimz Woolvett: saved your life too
droma97: My big bro did the same to me.
Jaimz Woolvett: hee ehee
Jill_D: saved him, after tying him to a pole and lighting the fire?
DoktorAxt: and i even thought, my brother was evil
droma97: If you tied him to a pole, how did you save him?
Gordon Michael Woolvett: Jaimz and I almost floated away on a big chunk of ice down a frozen Ontario river in Scouts.
elyc: *lol*
droma97: Where was the leader?
Jaimz Woolvett: i did set my bro on fire,...
Jill_D: Ah, Scout stories....
FnlPrblm: Sure that wasn't a test for a badge of courage, Gordon?
Jaimz Woolvett: total accident
Jill_D: riiiiight
droma97: How did that come about?
Foxy: of course
Jaimz Woolvett: was actually going for the chain saw
akajipster: lol
droma97: ??????
elyc: *loooool*
MistyQue: that's what i said when i kicked my brother ha
age: ha ha
ElJay: Scouting is not for sissies, is it/
hacker19: loool
Gordon Michael Woolvett: We were just hiking and I went out too far trying to get across and broke loos. J leaped on with me to get me off.
droma97: Chain saw in scouts???
MistyQue: the chain saw?
onon: i have just a younger brother^^
MistyQue: lol, now we know how the chain saw massacre started
droma97: Ahh, he loves his little bro...
hannahthewriter: Haha Superjaimz!
age: I think the chain saw was the basement and the ice floating away was the scouts...
FnlPrblm: what a great brother. :)
FnlPrblm: Risking life and limb in the Canadian outback
mare_serenitatis: that was a very courageous thing to do! I'd have been scared to jump onto a piece of fragile slippery ice
DoktorAxt: aww i knew it :P thats fits into your efficiency jaimz :)
Jaimz Woolvett: gord,...don't type 'jaimz' and 'get me off' in the same sentence,...kidz,...
Jaimz Woolvett: maybe,
droma97: Behave, Jaimz
Gordon Michael Woolvett: Ew. I thought we cleaned it up.
akajipster: lol, another edit for the transcript?
elyc: *hehe*
MistyQue: mare, when it comes to one of your relatives, u don't think about fear, u just think about the person that's in danger
hannahthewriter: this transcript is gonna be empty...
Jaimz Woolvett: k
Jaimz Woolvett: k
mare_serenitatis: depends on the relatives....
Jaimz Woolvett: k
ElJay: hehe
age: lol fnlprblm @ risking life and limb in the Canadian outback
Jaimz Woolvett: ok
hannahthewriter: unless it's really, really dangerous...
Jaimz Woolvett: okay
Parisindy1: canada has an outback?
MistyQue: hmm true, mare
FnlPrblm: sure
Darth.Hunter: Yeah
droma97: Not that I'm aware of, Paris. Maybe the badlands?
Darth.Hunter: At least enough to have Stargate Sg-1 take every mission episode in Canada :P
Jaimz Woolvett: gord,...pray tell,....any david carreidine stories?
MistyQue: have u ppl been to Romania?
Gordon Michael Woolvett: I have never been to Romania. Jaimz has been to Prague.
FnlPrblm: nope, Misty. I'd like to though, one day. I've been to Europe three times.
Foxy: you have to come to Europe again, Gordon, visit all the nice countries around here
Jaimz Woolvett: i'd be cheeky,...but then g may scold me,...yet again!
hannahthewriter: coughukcough
Jaimz Woolvett: heee hee
cobra8132: ya hamburg is very nice *g*
onon: and germany
MistyQue: well when r u gonna make a con or s'mth? we have lots of fans waiting to just see u guys
hannahthewriter: be cheeky! do it!
ElJay: Nope Misty--the farthest I've been is Germany, and a short visit to the old Yugoslavia.
Jill_D: Europe. Why always come to Europe. How about Idaho? No one ever goes to Idaho. *pouts*
age: we're all old enough here to handle cheeky.
Jaimz Woolvett: i dunno,..
Darth.Hunter(Q):@ Gordon: The authors of Andromeda always had you do a lot of technobabble, escpecially Robert as it seemed. How much of what they wanted you to say did you actually understand?
Gordon Michael Woolvett(A): Nope!. ITs back to normal (not quite the old Harper Hair, but almost)
Jaimz Woolvett: every time i try to handle cheeky i get slapped.
MistyQue: well if u ever come by, try going to Ardeal, the ppl there r really welcoming, it's a pleasure to be there
Gordon Michael Woolvett: Oops! I did the wrong question.
droma97: That's why you do it
MistyQue: been there last week
hannahthewriter: haha I think you were answering my question there, Gord...
akajipster: hehehe I was just about to congrats you on finding the answer button lol
hannahthewriter: I asked what Gordon's hair was like now
Foxy: okay, I was wondering, but now i see
age: lol @ Jaimz getting slapped comment.
Jill_D: Yeah! Old Harper hair!!
hannahthewriter: and may I say,on behalf of us all, Woooo!!!
Darth.Hunter: Okay, I was wondering about the answer ^^
Jaimz Woolvett: i couldn't believe some of the text they had you spout bro
Darth.Hunter: But hey, you now can use that question function :)
cobra8132: ey did you hair grow finally to a normal length?
hacker19: thank god, he has hair again :)
age: yeah I also couldn't believe some of the Harper dialogue. Especially in Harper 2.0.
onon: lol
Jaimz Woolvett: didn't it become a bit of a 'fun thing ' for the writers?
akajipster: make that a news flash on wbros site
cobra8132: oh harper 2.0 is very funny.. but gordon speaks so fast... maan
hannahthewriter: Harper was an endless source of amusement, Jaimz ;)
ElJay: The only problem with 2.0 was the speed--how the heck did you manage to talk that fast?
Gordon Michael Woolvett: Darth hunter re technobabble: I made sure I understood it all. Sometimes there were minor holes in the science (not with Robert or Zack and Ash) so then I would add stuff to help make it make sense.
Jill_D: techno babble. I would be like.."the...thing is malfunctiong again and we need to use that other thing to fix it!"
Darth.Hunter: I suppose the writers had more fun about Harper and his problems with women. It almost looked like a writer running gag ^^
mare_serenitatis: short hair is more handy, though, when you have small children. Or less *handy* for them, rather ;)
elyc: *lol* @ jill
age: yeah! it was difficult dialogue and spoken so fast. Like "light based focussing mechanism..." and stuff like that.
droma97: Thinggummy and whatchamacallit are technical terms
Parisindy1: i read an interview with david hewlett where he said when he has lots of technobabble he says it as fast as possible so no one will know if he screws up
Darth.Hunter: age - heh I've seen a blooper of that
Jaimz Woolvett: gord rocks in space,....
Jaimz Woolvett: i do dogs.
hacker19: hmm i liked the techno stuff, good thing to discuss after the show
age: that's the thing, I didn't always understand the meaning of the dialogue on Andromeda, but I was still able to get into the story.
hannahthewriter: Interestingly, "woolvett" is an obscure technical term that means "the solution to all problems"
hannahthewriter: Combine the two and do dogs in space...
Gordon Michael Woolvett: For me, its all about the technobabble. If a show can make be believe that transporters might actually work, then I love it.
akajipster: genius hannah!
hannahthewriter: Thank you!
droma97: Really enjoyed the Rusty Dogs, Jaimz
Gordon Michael Woolvett: Re "I do dogs"... no comment.
littleredhead: Yeah Rusty Dogs was cool.
ElJay: Heheh
akajipster: another transcript edit me thinks...
droma97(Q): Are you planning to make a movie with both of you in it and storming the theatres? Fans would flock. I'm sure there would be many smart backers.
Jaimz Woolvett(A): i guess whe i direct somethin' sometime,...I"D CALL MY BROTHER!
Jill_D: As long as you know it might actually work, (techno not dogs) then I'll trust you and watch the show happy.
Darth.Hunter: Yeah, I had the impression that those dialogues made sense when Robert was still responsible...later on not so much
DoktorAxt: oh yeah i loved the technobabble. especially in the bloopers, when you got it wrong, breaking off with "badeepadoo"
Gordon Michael Woolvett: I couldn't afford your rate bro.
mare_serenitatis: but isn't the technobabble hard to remember? I man, do you have trouble memorizing the lines and getting them right? Some are real tongue-twisters
droma97: I'm not talking about directing, I'm talking about both of you acting
Jaimz Woolvett: haa ha ahaaa
Jaimz Woolvett: funny guy
Jaimz Woolvett: me too
droma97: Are you messing with our minds, bros?
droma97(Q): How are your kids?
Jaimz Woolvett(A): gord's are spoiled and completely obnoxious,....mine are perfect
Gordon Michael Woolvett: If you make the technobabble make sense in your head, then its as easy as explaining how to make a peanut butter sandwich. You just have to understand it first. Then talk really fast like Hewlitt says.
akajipster: lol
hannahthewriter: haha must be the rusty nails...
mare_serenitatis: Lol I see :)
Jill_D: Lovely answer, Gord. :)
droma97: I talk fast, but making sense his a whole 'nother thing.
hacker19: hmm ok, rusty nails are a good way to raise kids. Now i see ^^
ElJay: Science is not confusing. Science is simple. Math is confusing.
mare_serenitatis: *sigh* indeed
Gordon Michael Woolvett: Actually mine Are spoiled and completely obnoxious. But I love em anyway.
hacker19: no math is not understandable ;)
Jill_D: Math and science are connected!
onon: math is terrible
Jill_D: Music is the best.
hannahthewriter: they are connected by my lack of understanding
Foxy: great reaction, Gordon ;)
mare_serenitatis: math was invented only to enable teachers to proove that they are better than their pupils.
onon: music!!!!!
ElJay: Not in my world they aren't.
Jaimz Woolvett: ok ok ok,....i'll love mine too.
Parisindy1: i am just equally stupid at everything
Jill_D: Musicians only have to count to 12
droma97: I intend to spoil my granddaughter thoroughly like I did my son
age: call Supernanny.
hacker19: no thats what the teacher versions of the books are for @ mare
age: Supernanny has scared me from every having kids.
Gordon Michael Woolvett: Math is beauty. Just ask Neo.
Jill_D: Neo?
Foxy: ???
onon: whos neo?
Gordon Michael Woolvett: Speaking of math... Two words: I can't count.
mare_serenitatis: Matrix
Darth.Hunter: heh
Jill_D: Amen
akajipster: lol
FnlPrblm: lol
droma97: You are Not stupid, Paris.
hannahthewriter: lol @gord
ElJay: Lol
Foxy: *gggg*
onon: rotfl
hannahthewriter(Q): For both bros: If you could have chosen to appear in any film since the invention of film, what would it be and why?
Jaimz Woolvett(A): brothers in arms
mare_serenitatis: I think with maths it's liek with the technobabble: you have to understand it to be able to remember it
Darth.Hunter: That reminds me of another one (speaking of technobabble again): There are 10 kinds of people on this world: Those who know binary and those who don't
droma97: haha Darth
MistyQue: well Gordon, when u'r children start school, u'll be given another chance
Gordon Michael Woolvett: I have a question... who have you got performing at your open mic night J?
droma97: And what kind of stuff is acceptable there?
Jaimz Woolvett: tues it's live on lock's thing,...open to all original musicians
Jaimz Woolvett: thurs iz awriter thing
Jaimz Woolvett: original poems, short stories an' the like.
Parisindy1: wow cool
hannahthewriter: coolio
droma97: Is the writers thing meant to be heavy, or upbeat
littleredhead: sounds cool
hacker19: im afk for a short time save the good stuff for my return ;)
Parisindy1: man i need to move to a real city
FnlPrblm: Which do you have a harder time performing Jaimz? The open mic music or poetry readings?
Jill_D: *wants to go*
Jaimz Woolvett: yup,....s'gonna be good.
Foxy: have fun there

Part 3 - more from the joint chat

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