Saturday 18^th August 2007

Many thanks as ever go to both Jaimz Woolvett and Gordon Michael Woolvett for taking the time to join us for the chat.  In total the chat lasted just under three hours and the transcript has been split into three parts.  This transcript has been edited and a lot of secondary chat has been removed to enable the published transcript to flow better for those who were not present to follow.  If easily offended or a minor please be warned that in some sections the chat enters more adult territory.

This transcript has been been approved by both Jaimz Woolvett and Gordon Michael Woolvett. 
Do not publish elsewhere without permission.

© Woolvett bros website 2007 | Do no re-produce this anywhere without first obtaining permission

akajipster: our first guest is arriving...
hannahthewriter: Ok, everyone, when the Woolvetts get here, just remember to act cool...
droma97: Eeeeee
lucyfrog: Thanks Jill akajipster for hosting this chat!

Jaimz Woolvett joined

hannahthewriter: All Hail The Great One!
Foxy: hi Jaimz
mare_serenitatis: hi :)
lucyfrog: Hey there Jaimz
DoktorAxt: hi jamz
akajipster: hey jaimz
hacker19: hi
Mara: hi
littleredhead: Hi Jaimz
Jill_D: Lol, trust Hannah...:)
onon: hello jaimz^^
ElJay: Hello Jaimz
droma97: Welcome, Jaimz.
Jill_D: Hi.
Darth.Hunter: gøød morning
cobra8132: hello
mare_serenitatis: Lol now Mystique will stay awake, I daresay :D
Jaimz Woolvett: heya' people,...what it iz
elyc: hi jaimz! :)
cobra8132: early
MistyQue: hiya jaimz, we almost fell asleep around the chat room
elyc: tired....^^
onon: we are tired
FnlPrblm: hi Jaimz. Pleased to finally semi-meet you after all I've heard about you from Jipster. :)
Foxy: tooo early ;)
Jaimz Woolvett: caffeine works
droma97: We're so glad you came!
mare_serenitatis: Lol @ Cobra - good one
cobra8132: but nevertheless happy to see you *hihi*
droma97: Yeah, caffeine!!!
DoktorAxt: now im woken up. thanks jaimz. eyes are burning but brain works now :)
mare_serenitatis
heehee, that remains to be seen (the brain thing)
Darth.Hunter: although...we might pass the coffee over using the Internet. Some computer scientists once developed an Rfc for the "hypertext Coffee Pot Protocol"
droma97: Come on people, a Woolvett is here!!!
Jaimz Woolvett: no probz
hannahthewriter: Lol shall I hail you again?
Jaimz Woolvett: s'fun
Jaimz Woolvett: new to me but fun
Jill_D: Have you been practicing, Hannah?
cobra8132: thaught about hailing too
droma97: What time is it where you are, Jaimz
Jaimz Woolvett: i'm 12 pm here
Jaimz Woolvett: back in ontario visitin family
MistyQue: oh 12 pm, u'r the lucky one, it's 7 am here (stayed up all night)
Foxy: so you can go to bed after this, you lucky man
onon: 6.11am
mare_serenitatis: 12 pm?! Geez! Commiserations. And I thought I was bad off
hacker19: you mean 6 am ;)
MistyQue: it's 7 in romania
Parisindy1: i thought ontario was only an hour later then sask...shows what i know
lucyfrog: nice to see you're back home Jaimz. I'm just down the street from you.
onon: sry i am from germany^^
Parisindy1: how are you Jaimz?
Jaimz Woolvett: everythin well n' true
hannahthewriter: good to hear
Jaimz Woolvett: pluggin along,...ya know
Parisindy1: glad to hear it :)
Jill_D: Hey, that's the best way to go. :)
littleredhead: glad to hear it Jaimz
ElJay: Are there any new projects in the offing?
droma97: you sound tired, Jaimz, are you ok?
age: how can you tell if someone 'sounds' tired on a chat?
droma97(Q) When is your crime show coming out?
Jaimz Woolvett(A) crime show?,...have i been arrested?
droma97: by the way it's worded
littleredhead: bad boiz bad boiz
age: ah. sorry, i'm new to this.
hannahthewriter: shhh! The police said not to tip him off!
droma97: No, silly, your new show!!
Jaimz Woolvett: ney tired,...just workin this frikken technology out
elyc: *hehe*
Jill_D: Well, this chat is bugged, didn't you know that?
elyc: we are all little spies...^^
Jaimz Woolvett: ha haha haaaaa
onon: yes we are
akajipster: no comment hehe
droma97: We have Jips to make it simpler for us.
Foxy: Jaimz, could you please try not to use slang, there are many people in here, that are not from England or America. Thank you
Jaimz Woolvett: tryin to play to my konspearacy theories hey?
Jill_D: I Knew Jips was up to something evil.
elyc: we Love conspiracies...*muharharhar*
droma97: We're all paranoid...
Jaimz Woolvett: right all oxford from now on
Foxy: :)
onon: thx
Jill_D: No Hannah, he doesn't mean you.
age: lol
MistyQue: poor jaimz
elyc: we are the personifications of paranoia. so much fun...:)
MistyQue: lol
hannahthewriter: haha Jaimz is talking my language...
Darth.Hunter: But please without that oxford-type intonation, that sounds really snobbish ;)
lucyfrog: jaimz how many people are expected at the open mic on Thursday, do you know?
Parisindy1(Q): Jaimz do you have any new projects you would like to tell us about?
Jaimz Woolvett(A): my back deck on the house!
mare_serenitatis: I was under the impression that in Canada English was spoken (contrary to the Us...)
Darth.Hunter: (oh well this is a chat, can't hear it anyway)
elyc: *lol* q darth
Darth.Hunter: I can confirm that, mare
onon: yes i too^^
FnlPrblm: lol
MistyQue(Q): did u go somewhere with your family on the summer holiday?
Jaimz Woolvett(A): road tripping around ontario
hannahthewriter: Do you have a prominent role in the back deck of your house?
Parisindy1: wow thats cool i have to rebuild my back steps...any tips?
Jill_D: Ooh, back deck! Sounds fun! I want one.
ElJay: Back deck? You build stuff too? Awesome!
age: my whole apartment is probably the same size as your backdeck. :-(
MistyQue: cool
FnlPrblm: handy man of all trades.
droma97: He's multi-talented; all Woolvetts are.
hacker19: homeimprovement feat Jaimz ^^
elyc: can i book them...^^
Darth.Hunter: Tool Time with Tim...er now Jaimz Woolvett :) *plays tool time melody*
onon: tool time melody +tada*
DoktorAxt: got the same idea same moment darth :P
ElJay: Just so long as you're more careful than the original...
littleredhead: Jaimz could replace Ty on Extreme Makeover Home Edition
elyc: yeas please!
Darth.Hunter: That's why were writing Andromeda season 6 together ;)
Jaimz Woolvett: you guys have me laughin' too much,...i spend time scrolling back to read and thirty more lines pop up,...
onon: do we?
mare_serenitatis: It's a good thing to be versatile Imo. A German actor who had to play a beggar spent 2 weeks in teh streets to get an idea of what he was going to have to play
Jaimz Woolvett: excuse the lag please.
MistyQue: no prob, we have the number power
hannahthewriter: We love you for your lag
Foxy: no problem, Jaimz
droma97: Lag all you want, Jaimz, we will wait patiently
FnlPrblm: lol at Hannah
mare_serenitatis: no prob :) Big chats are puzzling
DoktorAxt: hannah i think you love him for anything dont ya? ;)
hannahthewriter: true...
elyc: We are puzzling...
MistyQue: it's good to be a star, jaimz
MistyQue(Q): this may be a stupid question (being up all night and all) but did u watch Andromeda and if u did, did u like it?
Jaimz Woolvett(A): yes i'd watch gord's show,....with the kids too
onon: everthing is good from a star^^
MistyQue: cool!!!
elyc: every episode,?
ElJay: What was your favorite episode of Andromeda?
MistyQue: another sci-fi freak whee!
onon: and how do u thik about it?
Darth.Hunter: hmm with the kids? Here in Germany, several episodes are flagged for an age of 16
elyc: which was your favorite episode?
droma97(Q): When can we see your new upcoming show, please?
Jaimz Woolvett(A): dunno know when they are releasing it
Jill_D: And, while you are answering all those questions coming at you like darts, don't forget to breath. ;)
onon: *breath*
FnlPrblm: poor Jaimz
mare_serenitatis: I suppose it'll take 10 yars till any new show will air in Germany :( If it comes ever
Parisindy1(Q): what is your favourite independent film?
Jaimz Woolvett(A): i like 'alive in joburg'
FnlPrblm: just wait till Gordon gets on here.
ElJay: Breathing is good.
onon: breathing is always good
Foxy: yeah, Gordon missed again ;)
Jill_D: Where is Gordon? Hiding? *I wouldn't be suriprised, we are scary*
age: this is why there are conspiracy theories about there only being one Woolvett brother.
ElJay: Lol
Darth.Hunter: rofl
Parisindy1: ooo alien film cool Jaimz
elyc: *hehe*
Foxy: *lol* @age
droma97(Q): What would you like to do if you had the chance?
Jaimz Woolvett(A): be able to keep up in a chat room
DoktorAxt: aah my favorite topic: conspiracies :)
hannahthewriter: wow! my conspiracy theory is out!
hannahthewriter: I mean ... who would say something like that...
Darth.Hunter: *sends the Fbi at hannah
elyc: *lol* @ jaimz
hacker19: hmm its starting to look like theres only one, thats true ^^
age: you never see them both in the same place at the same time.
onon: no?
Foxy(Q): What would you like to do (Job) if you weren't an actor, Jaimz?
Jaimz Woolvett(A): i'd honestly probably be a teacher,....or run a B&B
elyc: very mysterious!
Jill_D: Their parents might contradict that.
FnlPrblm: no, you need to send the M1 at Hannah, Darth. :)
onon: whats a b and b?
Foxy: B&b?
cobra8132: oh a teacher...
Foxy: but teacher, cool
Parisindy1: bed and breakfast
onon: a teacher?
Foxy: ah, thank you
Jill_D: Just watch out for Junior High kids. They are...scary.
ElJay: Brave man--i don't think I have the courage to face a classroom full of students these days.
FnlPrblm: yeah, very small hotel like inn.
elyc: teacher...? wow....*shudders* ;)
littleredhead: Jill knows this first hand
onon: to be an actor is ok^^
hacker19: uhh school kids ? horror
cobra8132(Q): are you still bugging your little brother ;)
Jaimz Woolvett(A): nawwwww
mare_serenitatis: For running a b&b or being a teacher, you'd have to have unbreakable nerves, Jaimz. But I suppose acting requires them as well ;)
kiwi: where's gordo?
droma97(Q): What would you teach?
Jaimz Woolvett(A): life
FnlPrblm: lol
elyc: *lol*
onon: life? why?
MistyQue(Q): hey jaimz, i made an anime version of your brother, would you consider looking at it and telling me what you think? if it's not too bothersome that is
Jaimz Woolvett(A) sure
MistyQue: oh cool, i'll give you the link to it on Deviantart. just follow the link Harper - Deviantart
hannahthewriter: I need lessons in that
Jill_D: How come I don't believe him?
droma97: We don't believe that for a moment, Jaimz
Darth.Hunter: oh oh...that sounded just like Avery Brooks
FnlPrblm: is that really teachable?
age: lol @ life. I could have used that class in college.
littleredhead: How about teaching drama?
hannahthewriter(Q): Do you prefer work onstage or onscreen?
Jaimz Woolvett(A): getting back into stage in long beach hannah
Jill_D: Life? What is that. is being here tonight proof that I need to get one?
Darth.Hunter: Show us, Mistyque
littleredhead: or Wood shop
hannahthewriter: awesome
littleredhead: Jaimz, are you gonna be in a play in Long Beach? Wouldn't be the Long Beach playhouse would it?
ElJay: You can teach life, but it takes a long, long time to learn most of the lessons. Some of them never stick.
Darth.Hunter: I know one thing about life: Great graphics engine, but miserable gameplay...
Foxy: i think life is the best teacher for life
Parisindy1(Q): Jaimz are you staying in Canada or are you still based out of the USA?
Jaimz Woolvett(A): honestly i'm earth bound
littleredhead: lol Dh
droma97(Q): What would you teach in your life class?
Jaimz Woolvett(A): keep up with technology
Jill_D: That's reasuring.
akajipster: lol
Jill_D: A metaphysical Jaimz might be confusing.
droma97: Tech is a problem for me. Ask Jips or Misty!
droma97: Where can I sign up?
akajipster: I'm very technical
Jaimz Woolvett: what iz the longest time any of you has ever chatted in one go?
hannahthewriter: ummm...
Parisindy1: 8 hours
droma97: 6hrs in one chat
hannahthewriter: 5 hours?
onon: not so long
DoktorAxt: uh about 3 or 4 hours
akajipster: yeah, about the same as the above
Foxy: oh, let me think, maybe 9 hours
hacker19: hmm 12-16 hours wile playing an Mmo
Jill_D: probably about 5 or 6 hours
Jaimz Woolvett: wow
hacker19: 10plain chat
Mara: about 10 hours
cobra8132: 5 hours
littleredhead: probably 3l-4 hours for me
age: this is my first chat.
MistyQue: hmmm maybe 10 hrs
akajipster: you have a spare five or six hours, jaimz? hehe
Darth.Hunter: hard to say actually. I usually leave my chat client (irc) on most of the day to stay in contact with my mates. I get notified once someone wants to talk to me
hannahthewriter: time flies
Jill_D: But, it was with some of the others in here who are admitting it.
Parisindy1: your butt gets sore
droma97: What can we say, we all have lots of hot air.
ElJay: About 4 hours, I guess. It was so much fun I lost track of time.
elyc: long night is coming up, jaimz...*hehe*
Jaimz Woolvett: ha ha h aha
mare_serenitatis: Q age: congratulations! Now you aren't a chat-virgin anymore ;)
Jill_D: And I was doing homework at the time as well :)
Foxy: *gg* @elyc
Darth.Hunter: The long night has fallen, the system's Commonwealth...us sorry wrong show
Jaimz Woolvett: is there any voice recognition stuff?
Parisindy1: there is
Parisindy1: i have voice recon at work
hacker19: none that realy works
DoktorAxt: yeah now you are inside the lion's cave, jaimz. let's see how long you can stand our chat-training
age: oh good it's not just me.
Jaimz Woolvett: does age really exist?
droma97: only in one's mind
Jill_D: Lion? where? *is scared*
hannahthewriter: grrr...
droma97: you're only as old as you feel you are.
Jaimz Woolvett: right
hannahthewriter: great, I'm 103
mare_serenitatis: @droma: then I am 150 atm
akajipster: age doesn't exist in september as far as I'm concerned lol
droma97: People are so hung up on age when the truth is that after about age 25, your mind stays the same
elyc: *hehe* @ hannah
age: my screen name "age" actually refers to my nickname, not an actual reference to "age."
mare_serenitatis: @ droma: in my experience most men stop at 15
age(Q): Would Jaimz ever get into stage in New York City?
Jaimz Woolvett(A): if presented the chance
onon: wheres is gordon?
age: lol, I should have clarified that.
Foxy: good question, onon
kiwi: i thought gord was going to be here too
DoktorAxt: i'm glad still being 17. growing up takes so little time i feel as is if i've just been 12 thats horrible
onon: @kiwi yes but i think he's late
kiwi(Q): are you still playing the mandolin?
Jaimz Woolvett(A): yup,...and the ukulele
hannahthewriter: ukeleles rock!
hannahthewriter(Q): Have you managed to get in touch with any old friends via WB?
Jaimz Woolvett(A): sure,....not so much though
kiwi: uke too wow that's supercool
onon: ukeleles?????
Jill_D: Cool! We have a ukulele. Haven't figured out how to play it yet, but working on it. Mandolin is better. It's strung the same as the violin.
DoktorAxt: its like a really small guitar. looks kinda funny and sounds as well
onon: voili is terrible
hannahthewriter: Jaimz, you haven't lived till you've seen the Ukelele Orchestra of Great Britain play Smells Like Teen Spirit...
Darth.Hunter: rofl
DoktorAxt: uh hannah now you're really scaring me
hannahthewriter: it was a sight the behold
hannahthewriter: or behear...
Jaimz Woolvett: a uke orchestra?
Jaimz Woolvett: sounds fun
hannahthewriter: lol very
littleredhead: A Uke orchestra sounds a bit far out.
Jill_D: Ah, come one, Red. Live a little.
Parisindy1(Q): Jaimz you get to hang out at the beach in Ontario?
Jaimz Woolvett(A): sure
hannahthewriter: They were very funny ... you have to have a good sense of humour to play the ukelele
droma97(Q): When do we get a cd of your music, Jaimz?
Jaimz Woolvett(A): ask jips,...she's had the music files for,..like ,..ever.
Jill_D: Jips!
droma97: Jipster?
akajipster: oi! hehe
hannahthewriter: Attack The Moderator!
Jaimz Woolvett: heee hee eheeee
cobra8132: dude... thats not good
Jill_D: *settles down to stare at Jips until we get music*
akajipster: is the mod allowed the question the speaker?
onon: music!!!!
Jaimz Woolvett: ok ok ok so mybe i'm laggin there too  *jips note: this means stop asking me, I ain't got em! ;)
MistyQue: ha jaimz just told on jips na na na na na na :P
hannahthewriter: You're just an all-round laggy fellow :-)
age(Q): How did it feel to go head to head with kung fu/karate champion Marc Dacascos in Sanctuary?
Jaimz Woolvett(A): marc iz a great guy
MistyQue: wow cool1!!!!
MistyQue: who won?
age: Marc won, but Jaimz put up a Very good fight.
Jaimz Woolvett: he would've pummled me
MistyQue: lol don't worry, jaimz, we're here to bump anyone that tries to hurt our fav actors :D
hannahthewriter: Haha, dacascos, your days are numbered...
age: Jaimz's character was practicing kung-fu in the morning and he looked very Mortal Kombat. Everyone should check out that movie.
droma97: Which one, age?
age: Sanctuary.
Darth.Hunter: Sanctuary is that online series, right?
littleredhead: Martial arts are cool
age: No it's a movie/dvd
Darth.Hunter: oh
Jaimz Woolvett: it was funny in the one scene,...marc really almost took off my leg,...
kiwi: is sanctuary the one where you had to kiss a guy?
hannahthewriter: egads!
littleredhead: ouch!
elyc: *lol* @ jaimz....
hannahthewriter: How did he manage that?
elyc: we woulkd have revenged you, jaimz....:)
Foxy: Jips, what happened to Gordon?
Jaimz Woolvett: ok ok ok the guy kiss thing was just somethin' gord really wanted me to do
MistyQue: take off your leg and then beat you with it, 'ei? Dacascos Is Doooomed!!!
hannahthewriter: Lol, when in doubt, blame the Gordon
droma97: Do tell, Jaimz
cobra8132: that's why you need a little brother ;)
Jill_D: guy kiss?
kiwi: did you get payed extra for kissin a guy?
hannahthewriter: no, it was a perk
hannahthewriter: *hides*
kiwi: where's gord?
droma97: Hannah!
onon: where is he?
Jaimz Woolvett: actually when we kissed we were slammin the vodka,...
ElJay: Was Gordon directing? You should know better than to put yourself in your brother's hands... any one who has a brother should know that, shouldn't they? ;)
age: sanctuary is where he kissed te guy.
age: no, rites of passage!
hannahthewriter: among other films...
Jaimz Woolvett: so jason and i could say we were drunk at the time,...alright?
hacker19: could you please fill me in on what were talking about ? (witch film/series)
DoktorAxt: why does it appear to be a problem if a man kisses another man?
MistyQue: oh yeah, why r guys so scared abt kissing another guy?
elyc: vodka...? *gg*
age: it was a quick kiss.
MistyQue: if girls do it, guys ahem... like it very much lol
age: the kiss is in Jaimz's Demo Reel.
elyc: @ hacker: sanctuary....some kind of movie...:)
Jaimz Woolvett: no problem,....if ya like guyz i suppose
Jill_D: I'll just...um...go over here for a bit.
hannahthewriter: hehe
age: I didn't quite understand Rites Of Passage.
age: But I liked Sanctuary.
hacker19: hmm.. well other than girls we have a little more "homophobia " btw: it simply looks better if twoo girls are kissing
age: That was a cool movie.
MistyQue: lol that wasn't my point, but it was a hillarious answer anyway
onon: hacker *lol*
hannahthewriter: ah, and we're back to lesbianism...
kiwi(Q): are you going to play the ukele live anywhere anytime soon?
Jaimz Woolvett(A): tues night at 'live on lock' in hamilton
droma97: this Tuesday?
kiwi: where?
Jill_D: *contemplates going to Hmilton*
droma97: Where
age: Has anyone here seen Boogie Boy? (it's reviewed on the site) That was another really interesting Jaimz/marc Cacascos movie.
droma97: I'm not too far from Hamilton, so where exactly, Jaimz?
DoktorAxt: imo actors are also just humans, but this one here is officially a really cool and nice human ;)
elyc(Q): who did you kiss?
Jaimz Woolvett(A): jason,....the lead from 'roswell'
akajipster: yeah, boogie boy is a cool movie
kiwi: let the stalking begin he he he
cobra8132(Q): what was the last movie you watched?
Jaimz Woolvett(A): family flics
MistyQue: Ooooooh Cooool!!!!!
Darth.Hunter: oh
MistyQue: *drools now*
onon: oh...
kiwi: honeymoon videos?
age: it was also Ryan's bro on the Oc
kiwi(Q): what actor that you worked with did you find to be the most down to earth
Jaimz Woolvett(A): me
Foxy: Well, Gordon still isn't here, so it's time to get some news about your childhood together, some funny stories ;)
Darth.Hunter: I think the girls in this channel will now all turn jealous, Jaimz :D
hannahthewriter: lol good answer
onon: darth hunter *lol*
droma97: Just so you know, Jaimz, we all get Woolvett withdrawl-that's why all the questions about what's coming up and when.
ElJay: Well really--why waste it on another guy?
mare_serenitatis: Lol excellent idea, Foxy :) We want to hear all the gossip about Gordon that he'd never ever want us to learn *smirk*
Jaimz Woolvett: dunno what's up with gord
littleredhead: Yeah, time to spill the dirt on Gordon.
droma97: Tell us what's up with you
MistyQue: ha while gord is not here :D
Jaimz Woolvett: dirt on gord?,...hardly,...he's squeeky clean man.
Jaimz Woolvett: although one time,...
Foxy: *rofl*
onon: yes gord is not here....
hannahthewriter: ooh, there was a time!
littleredhead: what? Gord got in the mud?
cobra8132: yaah?
littleredhead: that's the dirt on Gordon?
MistyQue: there had to be a time :P
kiwi: one summer one day in the woolvett family basement...
Jaimz Woolvett: i suspect gord iz here
MistyQue: nope, home free
onon: no..
hannahthewriter: Darnit, bro, you've caught me...
FnlPrblm: he's lurking. ;)
DoktorAxt: once upon a time, when there was a little gordon playing in the mud... :P
kiwi: and a hush falls over the crowd
Jaimz Woolvett: gord told me one time at band camp,...
Foxy: he's hiding? *starts searching*
elyc: *lol*
Jill_D: Oh, Band camp. Those are Always fun.
hacker19: *gg*
MistyQue: oh, i can't stand it!!!! tell us ooohhh pwetty pweaaase
droma97: I hope we'll hear a bit about both of you.
kiwi: not the trombone story again
Jill_D: I learned more on band busses than I've learned from you guys, and some of you know, that's saying something.
ElJay: Gordon went to Band Camp? What instrument did he play?
Jaimz Woolvett: let's just say i didn't understand why he was feedin the dog in his bedroom.

Part 2 features the arrival of Gordon Michael Woolvett...

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